An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new grandson.The old man looks at his son and asks…”Son, have you found out what that boy of yers is gonna be yet when he grows up?”The man curls his eyebrows and asks “huh?”The old man gets
Category: Miscellaneous
Total 3979 Posts
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it’s not so perfect down there.There was once a brilliant
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.”Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?””That’s easy,” he replied. “You ask them
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.”We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife.””Well, tell me!” the man said.The policeman said, “We have
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.The black bear said: “You’ve got two choices.I either maul you to