A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.”Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, “Of
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Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s masterb. The moment
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow.* Janette BarberThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.* Lily
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, “I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.She then says, “before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.He wanted to make sure they understood
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle”