Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages “from God”. This non-denominational campaign, was sponsored by an anonymous client. How cool to drive by one of these billboards!1. Let’s Meet At My House Sunday Before the
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A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.Eat one live toad the first
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.””Yo, Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings.””Oh, yeah, sure,” says
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.”All the ladies down on the floor,” one handsome robber commanded.”My grandmother too?” the little girl asked. “Yes, your grandmother too!””All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.””My grandmother too?” “Yes, your
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.”Can I help you?” the madam asked. “I want Natalie,” the old man replied.”Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…” “No, I must see Natalie.”Just
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like