An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most… “When I die I will dig my
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A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person “How much are the washer and dryer?””Five dollars for both of them,” the salesman said.”Yeah right, you’ve got to be kidding
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star of David. After months of study, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour. He said the carvings were
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman’s ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the worst age to be,” announced the 60 year old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.When leaving the room she said, “Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?”He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down