Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.”I got in a tiff with Riley”, whispered Kelly to the beertender.”Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said surprised.”He must have had
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled – “Stop fucking her down there!””What’s the matter with you?” asked the husband after the sailor came back
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs…what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?5. Can I buy you a drink
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!The restaurant owner comes storming out
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.”Your Honor,” replied the defendant, “that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, since