One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, “What’s your name?” “Patty” she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named
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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.”Well they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet. “Try pulling the tongue
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a “better idiot” can be invented.”Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?””Do you have that book by Rushdie: ‘Satanic Nurses’?” (Actual title: “Satanic Verses”)”I
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.”Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother.”And why not?” asked Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?”Stan said nothing.The