Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!”The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.”Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.””Oh, I’ll let my
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.The brunette said, “We should go to Mars.”The redhead said, “We should go to the Moon.”The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got it’s name.Below is his explanation…There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said the
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob”.He refers to Klingons as “Critters”.He refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns”.He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.There is a very
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my