Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that’s true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend’s skin …Fashion experts say that President
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One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn’t be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please don’t let me be late to church.Please don’t let me be late to church….”As she was running she tripped and fell.When she got
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:”I am placed in the door and told when to jump.My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.””But how do you
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things – the wife is missin,Didn’t ask – her permission,I’m wearin’ her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.In the store – there’s a teddy,Little straps – like spaghetti,It holds me so tight,Like handcuffs at night,Walkin’ round
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect.At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.Officer: