A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT – that’s awesome!” exclaimed the guy.So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded we have more breaking news…We are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! – he’s only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior – there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have us a drank.””But we’s privates,” protests Junior.”NO, we’s sergeants now,” says Bubba,