A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What the heck did you do that for!?!” the man screams. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”
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My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, “You know I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what is the scenery like?Blonde: I was running in a hall way.Doctor: Then what happened?Blonde: Well that’s the
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -“Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place.”Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there’s no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck,
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church.”When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.”You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.”I walked up the trail to the
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?Girl: Because we needed the eggs!
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One small boy’s reply went like this:We always spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarted and they moved to Arizona.They go to a big