25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE – by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT 21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA 20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells him and Saint Peter says “oh, we have a lot of your kind here. In fact, we have a special room for all of you so you can all be together!”He
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often “adopted” by a family. One such young officer, a Lt. Commander, became an ‘Uncle’ to the family’s little 5 year old daughter.One Sunday, he asked her what she had learned in Sunday School. Aware of his
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, “Are you my father?”The doctor said, “No, I am the doctor that delivered you.” Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning the baby the baby
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won’t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always get
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn into prunes and All Bran? I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. All reports are in. Life