Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.”These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.”The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow-job…Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn’t blow the safe do he went down on the elevator…Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?A:
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.3. On the second day the knee was better,
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left