A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a week of this she can’t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor’s office and
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A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.”The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”——————A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”The
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a small boy?” she asked the salesclerk.”It’s designed to adjust the tot to live in today’s world, madam,” the shop assistant replied….”Any way he tries to put it together is wrong.”
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.”Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.”Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!”No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. “But mamma . .
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station…I dare ya!1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.2. If it’s really a rush
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in the ?ten items or less? lane.You?ve stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.You?ve found yourself discussing rain gutters.You remember your kid?s names, just not