As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic results in our not so vital (dispensable entertainment industry). Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin – among many
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There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called it Harrybutt.She had a child and named in Crack.She lost Crack and couldn’t find him.So she called the police and said, ” I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn’t find my crack!”
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………. What was I thinking?””Congratulations on your wedding day!…………. Too bad no one likes your wife.””How could two people as beautiful you………… have such an uglybaby?””I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love……… After
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want you to begin divorce proceedings,” she announced.The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, “Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. ********************************************** Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!” ********************************************** Q. Why