Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
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A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man’s heart.The sobbing goes
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”The barman says “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.””Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiian singer, Don’s mail box?A: The Ho House!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don’t hold them under long enough.A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon – the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was