The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does everyone call you?(_)Booger(_)Bubba(_)Junior(_)Sissy(_)Other____________Age:____ (if unsure,guess)Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sureShoe size:____ Left ____ RightOccupation:(Check appropriate box)(_)Farmer(_)Mechanic(_)Hair Dresser(_)Unemployed(_)Dirty Politician(_)PreacherSpouse’s Name:_____________2nd Spouse’s Name:_______________3rd Spouse’s Name:_______________Lover’s Name:_______________Relationship with spouse:(Check appropriate box)(_)Sister(_)Brother(_)Aunt(_)Uncle(_)Cousin (_)Mother(_)Father(_)Son(_)Daughter(_)PetNumber of children living in the home:_____Number of
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied “Read my lips. No
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!!
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O.J. is a slicer and Bill doesn’t know what hole to put it in.
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.The man on the boat asks ‘do you want any help?’ Man on the rock replies ‘no- the Lord will save me’-so
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!