One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night”. So he says “ok” and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts
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This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?”The doctor said” put this on and come back next week if it doesn’t work.”The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn’t worked so he tells the
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn’t perform surgery because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years when one
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit.” After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, “You do appear to have a problem. I’d like to see you again next Wednesday.”After a second session of
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass,I’ll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!!!
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she sid ‘Kevin’. ‘Right’, he said, ‘what about that blond one over there?’ ‘Kevin’, she said.