An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions
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Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The first guy says, “Doctor, doctor, you’ve got to help me!””What’s the problem?” asks the doctor.”I have no dick!”So the doctor gives him a metal dick and tells him to come back in a week.The next guy
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over a gynecologist’s office”Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”On a Plumbers truck:”We repair what your husband tried to fix.”On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:”Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”Pizza shop slogan:”7
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for the head.I will not barf unless I’m sick.I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills.Funny noises
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, “What are you talking about?Thats not your aunt!Thats a picture of a fish!”Joe says, “Well sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”