A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said “I’d like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please” so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up,
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A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says “Well ma’am, I can’t cut your hair with those head-phones on. You’re going to have to take them off.” She shakes her head vigorously and replies “No,
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL GORE I
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully,” he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he won’t come!
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went in, meanwhile the other two stayed out and listened to the girl moan for a bit.The second one went in and the girl screamed a little bit harder.When the third one