The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game. The row behind them is filed with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and wispers something into the Presidents’s ear.Mr. Clinton pauses then grabs Hilary by the scuff of the neck and heaves her
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Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper.The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God’s “only son” last week in a barn in the hamlet of
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!A friend
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don’t get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don’t get enough variation (the liquid diet), or you go broke (the all-meat diet).Consequently, people tend to cheat on
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -JaneDear GOD, I read the Bible. What does ‘begat’ mean? Nobody will tell me.-Love, AlisonDear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -LucyDear GOD, Is it true my
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. So many men – so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. Tell him you’re not his type – you have a pulse. Never let your man’s mind wander
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads,