***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the Oreos.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 40 pounds.” 15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!” 14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t
Category: Miscellaneous
Total 3979 Posts
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!”Who’s been eating my porridge,” he squeaks?Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC…I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!!”Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc…”I’ve cut off both of your arms.”
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, – “This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!” “It has NO plot and far too many characters!”The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -“So, you’re the one who
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating – “Play like champions today!”There’s also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:”Don’t forget your HELMET!”
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE TO FASHION23. TO ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman19. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore18.