An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little
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Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed.The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that ight that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. The choices were: lethal injection, electric
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.”This puzzled the groom, since after
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks like deer tracks”, said one blonde.”No, it looks like maybe a cow track,” another blonde suggested.”Actually, I think they are just dog tracks,” the third blondeoffered.They were still arguing when the train hit them!
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U. S. Marines, and I have a cousin who works for Microsoft. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former dentist) is in jail for 30 years for