A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s rest room? A: Say, “Nice dick.”Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat.Q: Are birth control
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him “up” immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to get her INTO her car!
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Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!