An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell
Category: Miscellaneous
Total 3979 Posts
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, “Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility.”The passengers were numb with fear, except for one… a semi-retired minister… “Now,
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor about it.Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband’s glass of water before going to sleep and then
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck.One day Bubba’s wife invites the town preacher
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus. She’s very attractive and was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop 3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness” 4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! 5. Wait a minute,