The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing “Face/Off”9. Really wanted to win first prize on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”8. Like this doesn’t happen every year in the Masters7. Whenever Moe bites Curly’s ear, it’s hilarious!6. Has to do this
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3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says “I’m gagging for it”, gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says “Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; “Don’t reject
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to read 6. Inflatable dart boards 7. A dictionary index 8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners 9. Powdered water 10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs 11. Waterproof tea bags 12. Watermelon
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOTAL silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.After
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.” LUST