A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.”No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!”She
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room,
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. * He
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.”I’m not aware of your problem,” the doctor said. “So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.””Of course,” replied the patient… “In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING – the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like