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How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He never held a steady
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite photo. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. – Yo Mama’s so fat,
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage