What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens.When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye 4) Her Teeth
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.