Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.”Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “What makes them so special?””They’re in three colours”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.””What colour are you going
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”He looks at the teacher, and asks her:
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.