An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.’What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”‘No problem,’ replies the doctor. ‘Drop it into his coffee,he won’t even taste it.
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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health one asked how the other’s husband was doing.”Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, “Father during the week I said the F-word.”The priest says, “Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary’s and your sins will be forgiven.”The guy
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off.A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?””The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” he explained… “It took us
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable.When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband’s lawyer arose