Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the wife cook in the dark.A man rushes into his house and yells to
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?!””Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it! 🙂
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know what 4-H is4. You ever went to “headlight parties”5. You used to drag “main”6. You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour7. You schedule parties around
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in the dressing room going blind7. Mom will love this6. Oh size won’t matter, she’s inflatable.5. No need to wrap it, I’ll eat it here4. Will you
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.