There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they asked how to get to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said… “Duh, use the big red truck!”
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, “Hey, Aunt Betty!” Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You’ve ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. More than one living
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He’s the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. ===========================Why don’t Italians have acne? It slides off. ==========================Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary’s, and for sleeping with the neighbours, 10 hail mary’s.So the new priest is taking confession one day. The first man
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the don’ts, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years