Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humidity.At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort of mistake. “I’m

If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone care?

When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there

Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It’s because they doesn’t know if they’ll be thirsty or not.