Fitness Philosophy – JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the hell she is!The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.I joined a health club last year, spent about
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Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann SueAge: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, ‘”Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.’”She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?”The Grandpa says, “I Don’t Know, Why?”The Little Boy Says, “Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!”
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who’s 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.That night, the man hears a strange noise
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you