A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph. He finally came to some sense and pulled over to the side. The cop
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Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?”He says, “You know, Miss Stukowski, you’re the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!”
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it,
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake, my mother was moved afterseeing my father?s eyes fill with tears. Mother took his arm, andlooked at him affectionately. “I never knew you were sosentimental,” she whispered.”No, no,” he said, choking back his tears, “that?s not
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the dog.Q: How do crazy
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flappin’ in the breeze. Softer than Blue’s And without all them fleas. You move like the bass which excite me in