One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC.When 10 hours had past, the power suddenly went out, and all the
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Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016Dear Sir:This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a more detailed explanation concerning my recent internment at Methodist Hospital. Specifically, you asked for an expansion in reference to Block 21(a)(3)
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.The first guy says “I
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, ‘Bring me my red shirt!’The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check