The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear under my desk!”Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes “Heh, heh, heh…”She says, “And I found a used condom on my desk!”Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes “Heh, heh, heh…”She says, “And there was a
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A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE BOOK” and didn’t find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must get on the elevator and go DOWNSTAIRS.Reluctantly the engineer boarded the elevator for the long trip DOWNSTAIRS and upon arrival in hell
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things. Like how every time there’s a chase scene in an exotic locale, a fruit cart gets overturned. Or
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer approached her
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!