Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car
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We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.A friend of mine told some jokes about religion and got put on the Sects Offenders List.A guy
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him!Smoke dynamite… it’ll really blow your mind.Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.”Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?” says the bartender.”Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please…Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him down!Colonel
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don’t cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay Fort onceQuick!…What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)*****************You’re pretty weird…most people use a Spoon! 🙂
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she