Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide…1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?2) Now, doctor, isn?t it true that when a person dies in his
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My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. “Hey, mister! Pssst, mister!” Dad looked all around, and spotted a little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him.”Hey mister,” said the frog. “A wicked witch
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.”The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately.He was in a six-man ward rather than a
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg.The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, “You shouldn’t do that.