A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good Samaritan, the
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What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re having sex. He asks what they’re doing and the father says “we’re playing poker” and the mother says “& I’m his partner”.He then goes into his grandparents room and asks what they’re doing. The grandfather says
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby.Social worker – “We should give these seats to the children”.
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