The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, “Hey! Cut it out, all right!”The rear
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Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That’s nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling…coming closer…closer…Boy #1: Gosh! What’d she do?Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.”Well,” replied the man, “When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water!
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said… “Well that’s great, just great… some asshole’s got my pen!”