Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would like a loan of ?30,000 please.” he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack. “Thirty thousand pounds? That’s a lot of money, you know.” says Paddy, “You’ll need a collateral for that amount of money.””That’s
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, “Hey you! Get off my cloud!” The Scot says, “Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!”
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!