The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love me?3…Do I look fat?4…Do you think she is prettier than me?5…What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the
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A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don’t smell anything.”The doctor examines her, and then says, “You need an operation.”She asks, “On my vagina?”He says, “No. On your nose!”
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.When she returned she told God,
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him America. Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy who discovered America? Lisa: Tony
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, “You have to take a Breathalyzer test.” The guy says, “I can’t. I have asthma, and it’ll start me on a coughing fit.”The cop says, “Then I have to give you a blood test.” The guy
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?” Customer: “The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left. It’s defective!” Tech Support: “You can