And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he’d start counting “10, 9,8….”
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* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like… who cares? * I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6 minutes. * I hate everybody, and you’re next. * Please don’t make me kill you. * And
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not.As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted him in a firm
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1. From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said “Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, “I do… Why?”The cowboy looked at
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.”Oh no!” cried the brunette. “Is he following me?””Yep,” replied the blonde.”I’m going to drive down this little side road, okay?” said the brunette.”Yep,” replied the blonde.”Is the cop still following me?””Yep.””Is his lights on?””Yep, nope,
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes,