If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!
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Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. The Norwich Life
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After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her husband to go to the party without her. ‘Don’t let me spoil a good
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz… down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t be in this jam!