What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
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How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked….. with beer.
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five. One to seal the inner tube and four to club the seal. ——————— Q: What is the definition of mass confusion ? A: Father’s day in Harlem!
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.