A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.Then
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One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.”My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?A. Pharaoh’s
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.The young lad was most intrigued by this machine, and he asked if he could be allowed to work the machine. The manager refused, but the
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.”What’s wrong dearest??” asked the confused husband.”Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.”WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?”Jimmy
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.”Idiot Sighting #2:The