Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” – Dolly Parton “I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.” – Roseanne “My husband
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There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered a viable human being until after graduation from medical or law school.—————– Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk!—————– Q: Why are
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property.Ten years go by, and one day the man hears a
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can Do Housework3… PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4… How to Fill an Ice Tray5… We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6… Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but Mr. Taylor died last week.” The man says nothing and hangs up the phone.The next day he calls the office and again asks for
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, “HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! “.. and one of the guys says, “the sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST