This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider.”Well, Father,” began the old man, “At the beginning of World War II
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There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man “What are you staring at?””Back when I was in the army
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question,
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”Man: “Is this seat empty?”Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”Man: “Your place or mine?”Woman: “Both. You go to
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There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr.