Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, “Can I take your order?”Clinton says, “Yes, I like a quickie!”She turns a little read and say, “Sir, in your present state of affairs I don’t think you should even
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts.And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good.She stood with her third breast in her
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I’d
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I’m sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.One additional week is
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1(ATTENTION… if you don’t get it, seek help fast 🙂
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just need the last $20.00″Well I thought about, when I ask the man, how will I know that